Feral Bookworm

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cishetsbeingcishet

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

cryptotheism

Paracelsus walking into the university of Wurtenberg to tell the other doctors stop treating gunshot wounds with poultices made of feathers and cow manure.

gangstas plague plague doctor video THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I HAVE COMMITTED IT TO MEMORY
churchyardgrim
adventures-in-poor-planning

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

adventures-in-poor-planning

Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:

1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)

2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!

3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!

4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them

whencartoonsruletheworld

5) “Oh but my dog is friendly!” If your unleashed “friendly” dog runs up to my leashed UNFRIENDLY dog, and my dog bites yours, guess who’s getting the blame despite doing everything right?

greed-the-dorkalicious

6) Allergies. “Oh but my dog is friendly!” oh well that’s great I guess I can just put the epipen away because, yknow, he didn’t mean to induce anaphylactic shock, it was all in good fun, nothing to worry about!

phoenixonwheels

7) Small children, the elderly and disabled people. “Oh but my dog is so friendly!” When your friendly dog slams into me/jumps on me/knocks me over I am just as injured.

seananmcguire

8) Many of the places where it seems attractive to let a dog off the leash are home to wildlife! My local swamp park has a whole-ass coyote pack living in it. That is their house, and they will view your precious little sausage roll as a delivery dinner. I have legit seen a coyote come out of the bushes and take a small, off-leash dog. Leash your dogs.

seananmcguire

A couple people reblogging with my addition have gone on to say that a well-trained dog can be off-leash and all these things only apply to badly-trained dogs (who presumably deserve to suffer? and who apparently also deserve the opportunity to harm and distress people who didn't sign up for Bad Dog Encounters?). Leaving aside the fact that dogs are animals, will always be animals, and will thus always have the potential to act unpredictably, just like every other animal, including humans, who do you think is training the wildlife?

I have seen the incident I referenced above play out three times. All three times, the dog lost. In one of the instances, the dog was two feet from its owner. In one instance, the owner followed the coyote into the bushes, still lost the dog, and got bitten badly. The parks service killed half the swamp coyotes after that, which isn't fair. Again, the swamp is their home. They live there. If you bring them DoorDash, they shouldn't be punished for eating it.

Coyotes. Bears. Venomous snakes. Squirrels, either rabid or leading your dog into traffic. And feral cats who also shouldn't be outside and uncontained, but don't deserve to be ripped apart by dogs because people failed them. Your dog is not the only animal in the world.

Please. Do yourself, your dog, and my coyotes a favor. Leash your dog.

ciameth

If your dog is well-trained and sticks close to your side, why not put a leash on them anyways?


I love dogs, but the number of times I've watched offleash dogs flush a poor migratory bird on their last caloric reserves after traveling thousands of miles or terrorize shorebirds parents trying to protect their eggs/chicks makes me dislike a lot of dog owners.

a-dinosaur-a-day

balancing my anticat discourse with some "hey, dogs aren't innocent in this nonsense" material

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penny-anna

HONESTLY also like. part of combatting misinformation is just accepting that you'll fall victim to it sometimes. no-one can be an expert on every imaginable subject and most people don't have the time to factcheck every single piece of information that comes their way. the key thing IMO is responding appropriately when someone points misinfo ie not doubling down and being like 'no there's no way I could be wrong about this'.

dancinbutterfly

Also? THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN THE FUCKING DAY! We are not going to do that much research yall, we're just not. Sorry. Get the fuck over it. When someone offers you new informaton? You grow. But you're not actually obligated to Research everything. We make assumptions. Then we learn new stuff. Then we move on. Okay. I was wrong. NEXT!

agenderautomaton
autistic-af

One of my favourite pop culture useless pieces of information that I know is the fact that trends in horror movies can tell you about the general fears of the world at any given time in cinematic history.

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Sorta!

1940s - You have people still alive that remember Jack the Ripper, you have the Axeman of New Orleans and two world wars. The classics are being made for shock escapism and dark stalkers are also popular (usually trusting people turning out to be the enemy).

1950s - post-nuclear bomb. Giant monsters, or unknown blobs are the trend.

1970s/1980s - modern era begins, and serial killers are becoming known and prominent. Slasher films are the trend. The Cold War also drives the fear of invasion, so a few alien films come out in this time.

1990s - a horror movie lull, and lull in wars and disturbances.

2000s - fear of invasions and biological warfare. Zombie movies become the trend.

autistic-af

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Here you go! It's just a random article, but it's a fun starting point. It outlines the ideas better than what I did above. Fears, politics etc all play a role.

boogerwookiesugarcookie

I literally did a 100k PhD thesis on this. I can recommend you a different scholarly book for every decade of American horror.

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